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Pakistan Arrests Nine Month Baby On Murder Charge

In Interesting and funny on April 12, 2014 at 01:03

Bizarre it night seem , it is true.

 

A Nine month old baby is being put on trial  for attempting to murder Police.

 

Read this crazy story from Pakistan.

 

 

At nine-months-old, babies are typically improving their fine motor skills and learning to become expert crawlers. They can even coordinate the movement of both hands and are capable of picking up objects.

But how about plotting to murder police by stoning them to death and steal gasoline? Probably not.

So, it seems a bit odd that Muhammad Mosa Khan, a nine-month-old boy also known as “Musa,” appeared in a Pakistani court this week for these charges

Musa was one of 30 people attempting to steal gas in the city of Lahore, according to police.

His charges, filed on February 1, claim he attacked workers at the state-run company and threw stones at officers.

The infant’s father, who was also accused, argues otherwise. He told the Times of India that the group was protesting against a recent electricity shortage, not trying to steal gas.

Citation .

From Fist to know,

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Speed Of Light =Gravity=Infinity = 0 = Science?

In Science on March 26, 2014 at 09:00

The Speed( I am using this term to enable every one to understand this) is 299,792,458 metres per second,

 

This is equal to the Speed of Gravity.

 

Speed of Light is equal to Speed of Gravity(+ or – 1%)

 

The Speed of Light, according to Newton is Infinite.

 

That is you can not comprehend because there are innumerable Digits,’ it is limitless.

 

Zero can not be comprehended because there is nothing to comprehend.( some say “A positive or negative number when divided by zero is a fraction with the zero as denominator”

 

So in terms of Comprehending Infinity is as comprehensible as Zero is.

 

Therefore Infinity is equal to Zero.

 

Speed of Light is Infinite.

 

Therefore, Speed of Light is equal to Zero.

 

I am aware of the Logical Fallacy of undistributed Middle is present in my argument.

 

So do the Scientist theories!

 

We take Science because it is convenient.

 

We do not question it.

 

Then why not God?

 

* Follow Theory of Relativity, it is more fun .

 

Symbol of Infinity

Infinity symbol

 

Newtonian Gravity.

 

Therefore the theory assumes the speed of gravity to be infinite. This assumption was adequate to account for all phenomena with the observational accuracy of that time. It was not until the 19th century that an anomaly in astronomical observations which could not be reconciled with the Newtonian gravitational model of instantaneous action was noted.

 

Relativity Gravity.

General relativity predicts that gravitational radiation should exist and propagate as a wave at lightspeed: a slowly evolving and weak gravitational field will produce, according to general relativity, effects like those of Newtonian gravitation.

 

Infinity.

Infinity (symbol: ) is an abstract concept describing something without any limit and is relevant in a number of fields, predominantly mathematics and physics. The English word infinity derives from Latin infinitas, meaning “the state of being without finish”, and which can be translated as “unboundedness”, itself calqued from the Greek word apeiros, meaning “endless”

 

The Indian mathematical text Surya Prajnapti (c. 3rd–4th century BCE) classifies all numbers into three sets: enumerable, innumerable, and infinite. Each of these was further subdivided into three orders:

  • Enumerable: lowest, intermediate, and highest
  • Innumerable: nearly innumerable, truly innumerable, and innumerably innumerable
  • Infinite: nearly infinite, truly infinite, infinitely infinite

In the Indian work on the theory of sets, two basic types of infinite numbers are distinguished. On both physical and ontological grounds, a distinction was made between asaṃkhyāta (“countless, innumerable”) and ananta (“endless, unlimited”), between rigidly bounded and loosely bounded infinities.

 

Minecraft can be a great tool for visualizing complicated subjects, such as the speed of light (aka “c”). Using a straight track and simple math, we can see how the universe might be limiting speeds for very fast things, such as light.

The “doors” metaphor is admittedly, imperfect. While they do limit speed outside of “acceleration”, they falsely imply that there is something “in space” that slows things down, which does not appear to be the case at the moment. The actual mechanisms that limit objects to light speed will be the topic for a future video. (Hint: It has to do with time!)

 

Zero.

 

The rules governing the use of zero appeared for the first time in Brahmagupta‘s book Brahmasputha Siddhanta (The Opening of the Universe),[25] written in 628 AD. Here Brahmagupta considers not only zero, but negative numbers, and the algebraic rules for the elementary operations of arithmetic with such numbers. In some instances, his rules differ from the modern standard. Here are the rules of Brahmagupta:[25]

  • The sum of zero and a negative number is negative.
  • The sum of zero and a positive number is positive.
  • The sum of zero and zero is zero.
  • The sum of a positive and a negative is their difference; or, if their absolute values are equal, zero.
  • A positive or negative number when divided by zero is a fraction with the zero as denominator.
  • Zero divided by a negative or positive number is either zero or is expressed as a fraction with zero as numerator and the finite quantity as denominator.
  • Zero divided by zero is zero.

In saying zero divided by zero is zero, Brahmagupta differs from the modern position. Mathematicians normally do not assign a value to this, whereas computers and calculators sometimes assign NaN, which means “not a number.” Moreover, non-zero positive or negative numbers when divided by zero are either assigned no value, or a value of unsigned infinity, positive infinity, or negative infinity.

 

Read my Posts on Time, Astrophysics.Science.

 

Citations.

Zero Wiki

Infinity Wiki

 

 

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Live Scorpion On Warranty No Donkeys

In Islam on March 3, 2014 at 09:06

Stinging Scorpions do not sting, for a period!

Scorpion,Mazar Of Hazrat Sharfuddin Shahwilaya tScorpio does not sting

Scorpion does not sting

True, in Amroha.

Mazar Dargah Of Hazrat Sharfuddin Shahwilayat, Amroha)

Amroha Dargah

Dargah in Amroha

 

There are venomous scorpions in the area. But they do not sting within the premises of the durgah. You won’t believe your eyes! What’s more surprising is the fact that you can take them home and for a specified length of time they will continue to behave themselves. It’s a sort of warranty period during which they do not sting. But as the clock strikes end-of-warranty period, they inexplicably turn into their natural stinging nature.

The Tradition :: In the spiritual town Amroha, the great historical Dargah of Hazrath Shahwilayat,A famous live-miracle of scorpio is still a witness of the spiritual status of Hazrat Sharfuddin Shah Wilayat in the form of a change of nature of an insect (scorpio/snake) on his shrine. Everybody knows that stinging is the nature of a scorpion. But in the premises of the shrine of Hazrat Shah Wilayat, no scorpion stings, no matter if it was used to sting before. Even people can take it for a defined period of time and it will not bite for that duration even if it is away from the shrine This change of behaviour of insect is attributed to the spiritual status and highness of Shah Wilayat. A tradition says that when Shah Wilayat arrived Amroha, the Sufi of the nearby area, Hazrat Khwaja Geso Daraaz Rehmatullah Aleh sent him a kooza (cup) full of water, hinting the satiation of this place in spirituality due to his presence. Hazrat Shah Willayat smiled and put a rose on the water of that bowl and returned it back. In this metaphorical communication, it was meant to suggest his status as a rose in the so-called ‘spiritually saturated’ Amroha. In response, the learned Sufi Geso Daraaz exclaimed that on your shrine there will be scorpions. Shah Willayat replied ‘yes, but they won’t sting’. And on your shrine there will be donkeys.’ Which Geso Daraaz replied saying ‘yes, but they won’t desecrate the place by their refuse’.

Source:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amroha

 

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1000 Children Prophet’s Descendent?

In Interesting and funny on February 27, 2014 at 07:52

Prophet Mohammed‘s descendent sired 1000 children, a new report indicates.

Man with thousand children ,Moulay with 1000 children

Moulay Had 1000 children

Any suspicion of adultery against Ismaïl was severely punished. The women were either strangled by the sultan himself, or their breasts were cut off, or their teeth torn out. Men who merely looked at one of his wives or concubines were punished by death.

 

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Ismaïl fathered 888 children, the greatest number of progeny for anyone throughout history that can be verified. Based on reports by Dominique Busnot, a French diplomat who frequently traveled to Morocco, the sultan may actually have had 1,171 children from four wives and 500 concubines by 1704. At that time, Ismaïl was 57 and had ruled for 32 years…

Ismaïl, who reigned from 1672 to 1727, was the first great sultan of the Moroccan Alaouite dynasty, the current royal house of the kingdom. He was Sharifian — that is, he claimed descent from Muhammad, the founder of Islam.

Ismaïl’s rule was the longest in Moroccan history, and toward its end he controlled the country with an army of more than 150,000 men. Ismaïl was infamously ruthless — his reign is said to have begun with the display of 400 heads at the city of Fez, most of them from enemy chiefs, and over the next 55 years it is estimated he killed more than 30,000 people, not including those in battle.”

We were as conservative as possible with our calculations, and Moulay could still achieve this outcome,” study lead author Elisabeth Oberzaucher, an anthropologist at the University of Vienna, told Live Science.

The simulations were based on a variety of models of conception. For instance, one set of simulations assumed the menstrual cycles of women do not synchronize, while another suggested they could. Other factors included how good Ismail’s sperm were at fertilizing women’s eggs as he aged and how women often may look more sexually attractive when they are most fertile during their menstrual cycles.

The simulations suggest Ismaïl needed to have sex an average of 0.83 to 1.43 times per day in order to father 1,171 children in 32 years. Moreover, the sultan did not need a harem of four wives and 500 concubines to sire that many offspring — the researchers suggest he needed a harem of only 65 to 110 women.”

Source:

http://news.discovery.com/history/how-moroccan-ruler-could-sire-1000-kids-revealed-140226.htm

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Sausage From Baby Poop

In Interesting and funny on February 21, 2014 at 21:45

Hinduism, in its Sastras , says that  one should not look at while a woman is eating, sleeping and the Place where food is cooked.

Women tend(ed?0) to eat less after providing for the family depending on the availability of food cooked,a woman while sleeping may either arouse one or may be dresses up , well, not too attractive to look.

Baby Poop for Sausage

Sausage from Poop

And the place where food is being cooked is because women at times make food available with ingredients(in poor families) which people in the house hold may not eat or at times the place would not look too clean.

But would they have imagined that one day people would eat Feces!

 

Read On.

Bacteria from baby poop can help make delicious sausages, which could transform savory meats into health foods much like probiotic yogurts, according to new research.

 

For millennia, cultures across the globe have relied on microbes to help create a dazzling variety of foods and drinks. The most familiar examples are the yeasts used to make wine, beer and other alcohol.

Bacteria and yeast ferment sugars in foods, generating acids, gases and alcohols. Bread gets its spongy texture from bubbles of carbon dioxide released by fermenting yeast; cheese, pickles and kimchi traditionally often got their sharp taste via fermentation as well.

 

In addition, many types of sausages — including pepperoni and salami — are made with the aid of bacterial fermentation, which helps give these sausages their characteristic tangy flavor and, in many cases, their chewy texture and intense red color. [Poop Sausage & Pee Drinks: 7 Gross 'Human' Foods]

Source:

http://www.livescience.com/43465-baby-poop-sausage-probiotic.html

 

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