A man and his daughter were traveling abroad.
Before leaving father gave his daughter a costly wrist watch.
He remembered just before leaving that the bringing of watch would cost a lot of money as Duty.
He advised his daughter to leave the Watch.
On coming out of the airport,he found his daughter wearing the Watch.
On being asked how she brought it without being caught at Customs, she gave a reply.
The father exclaimed ‘had I know this, I would have brought a Wall Clock and your mother along !’
This was a joke we shared in my college days.
The answer is in the story below.
JANUARY 8–A Kentucky woman is facing a felony rap after allegedly trying to smuggle two hypodermic needles hidden in her vagina into a Louisville jail, according to corrections officers.
Jessica Webster, 29, was arrested last night for her alleged role–along with her husband–in the burglary of a Louisville home. When collared, Webster was found in possession of jewelry taken from the residence. A post-arrest search also turned up a syringe containing heroin in her hooded sweatshirt.
Webster, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was then transported to the county jail, where she was asked if she was in possession of any contraband. She answered no.
However, during a subsequent “pat search,” a jailer detected an object “in subj vaginal area,” according to a Louisville Metro Department of Corrections report. Webster was then subjected to a strip search, which yielded two hypodermic needles.
“Subj removed the needles from her vagina and I confiscated them,” reported an investigator, who added that Webster “admitted she hid the needles cause she is a heroin addict.” While the needles appeared empty, they “may have drug residue,” the jailer noted.
The syringes were placed in the Louisville Metro Police Department’s property room “for evidence storage.”