A hilarious conversation between Aircel Customer Care and a Customer.
Most people who know Tamil would have heard this.
I am reproducing this here , with a loose Translation for those who do not know Tamil.
The Dialect seems to be from Madurai and it is very difficult to translate local idioms and tone inflections.
‘Customer.I have a problem in calls.
Executive: What is the problem?
Customer: Some body is sitting on my Line and refuses to get down.
Customer:My friend told me that this fellow is dangerous and he always sits in th Line and takes away my calls.
Customer: True , Sir. This fellow is doing this to every body in our town.
Executive: You mean you are not getting Incoming calls?
Customer:The same fellow.Now you have admitted it.You ask him to get down from the Line.
Customer. You do not know what problems I am facing.May Mother and Aunt had a big fight yester day.In between this Incoming comes and tortures me.
Executive:Ah.Is that the problem?
Customer. Sir, right. But I don’t know him. I am in serious trouble. I got drunk yesterday( weeps)