Posts Tagged ‘Brisbane’
Ok,Swear at The Boss, Australia!
This is Australia.
Swear at The Boss
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FAIR Work Australia has ordered the reinstatement of an employee who was sacked for telling his boss to “get f … ed”.
Security guard Craig Symes was sacked from Linfox Armaguard last year after he told his manager to get f … ed, complained about the “f … ing roster” and then aggressively poked a notice board – all while carrying a loaded gun.
Symes, who had worked with the Brisbane firm since 2000, cracked during a monthly meeting last December after having a fight with his wife before work. “He was frustrated with his wife and, in hindsight, should not have come (to the meeting),” FWA heard.
He abused manager Aryn Hala after being assigned to a faulty armoured van and stormed out.
Symes later apologised in writing but was sacked the next day.
FWA ruled Symes’ behaviour amounted to misconduct but found his dismissal was harsh.
While finding swearing at a person was “of a different character” to swearing at an object, or as an adjective, FWA Commissioner Helen Cargill said it was “also relevant to consider the evidence that the respondent’s workplace is one in which bad language is commonly used and in which … employees may have received mixed messages about such use”.
She said the swearing was not “overheard by other employees which could have undermined Mr Halas’ authority”.
Ms Cargill ordered the company reinstate Symes with back pay – less six weeks pay as a penalty.
Shakespeare Tweets! Retweets
Really innovative and were Shakespeare to Tweet what it would have been?
Shakespeare (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
If Shakespeare was around today he would have undoubtedly used Twitter, and he probably would have loved this.
It’s hard to imagine what it would be like to follow him. I suppose every now and then your feed would pop up with a little nugget of literary might that sends the re-tweet world into overdrive.
While these poems are a far cry from his escalated word-smithery, they are still very entertaining.
They are winding sonnets reflecting moods from around the world, touching on topics of the day, drawing individual thoughts and musings and entwining them into prose.
They are made by a website — or automated system of some kind — that simply peruses the world of micro blogging, searching for iambic pentameter to piece together into sonnets.
The site, Pentametron, simply says: “With algorithms subtle and discrete / I seek iambic writings to retweet.” Above winding tales of frenzied anecdotal narrative.
It builds the sonnets by “digging through hundreds of thousands of tweets per hour,” looking for the rare few which happen to be written in the traditional construct. They are then posted on the Pentametron Twitter feed, and published on the website.
It is a clever system, and a creative one too. The website explains how it works — in simple terms, thank goodness:
“Pentametron takes each of the 30-60 tweets it receives each second, and looks up each word in a dictionary which lists the stress patterns of every word. If the rhythms of all the words put together seem to add up to iambic pentameter, Pentametron retweets the tweet. In the future, when it has more data to work with, it’ll start trying to create rhymes.”
Such new-age media creativity rarely goes unnoticed, not when it is as interesting as this, and as comical, too. The poems are an eclectic mix of often random, usually trivial thoughts that alone stand forgotten; but together, make up some sort of story. They will be better still if and when they rhyme.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/josh-barrie/pentametron-twitter_b_1417443.html?ir=Weird%20News
With algorithms subtle and discrete
I seek iambic writings to retweet.RT @kittyphilia
about 1 minute ago
in spiders eyes a man becomes a fly.
RT @NelleJolie_
about 5 hours ago
Show me a lil appreciation please .
RT @BonnieBlazin_
about 7 hours ago
You had the ball and couldn’t make the shot,,,
RT @ayebroitskelly_
about 8 hours ago
No more procrastinating, shower time
RT @alexa_matos
about 8 hours ago
Hoes want attention, women want respect .
RT @Just_BeinqLOVIE
about 8 hours ago
Im Getting Sleepy GoodNight FUCK THE BULLS .
RT @jjjesssii
about 8 hours ago
I cannot get in.shower fast enough
RT @YouAlreadySnoMa
about 8 hours ago
Love isn’t complicated , people are..
RT @jamesespinoza94
about 8 hours ago
That was a really sloppy ending tho..
RT @Co0oJay
about 8 hours ago
No flex… Chicago did the do tonight
RT @smr1353
about 8 hours ago
Your just a little devil aren’t you?
RT @TDA_11
about 8 hours ago
Bout to devour this McDonalds tho
RT @Air_Ezy
about 8 hours ago
I wanna dance and love and dance again!
RT @1DUpdatesAU
about 9 hours ago
to Melbourne, Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth!!!
Awesome Brisbane Floods,Video.
Police divers search for flood victims by the bridge in Grantham. Photo: Dean Saffron
A FLOOD victim in the Lockyer Valley was found 80km away from where the person went missing, while some of the dead may never be found, authorities say.
Fifteen people have been found dead, many of them in the Lockyer Valley, which was decimated by a wall of water that rushed through it this week, while 51 remain missing.
Emergency Services Minister Neil Roberts said the force of the water had carried victims a long way.
“One of the people who are confirmed deceased was found 80km downstream from where they were reported missing,” he told reporters on Friday.
“I think this just demonstrates and highlights the complexity of these search and rescue operations and also the time that’s going to be consumed searching all of the creeks and streams associated with this river system.”
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Some of the homes are actually destroyed, like bombs have gone off there
